Good afternoon Americans
Live from nuclear threatened Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.
~ He is just such a tool. Apparently Austin is one of Kim Jong Un’s high priority targets as he seeks world domination. What a moron…dude the last time you launched anything I think it made it about 5 miles out and blew up. You honestly think you can get your ICBM to make it all the way here? I am a seller of your chances. Plus….whats the point? You don’t like SXSW? You have something against “real” tree hugging liberals, not the fake California kind? You think Stevie Ray Vaughn was overrated? Oh….I know, you are long a ton of DELL in the mid 20’s. Yeah that’s it…the old take-under! Oh well…this little fella’ is starting to be a pain in the ass. Again, don’t the Chinese have the stones to go put Jr. in time out? Adios Mo’ Fo’
~ Well, well, well….the mighty Michigan Wolverines to the final four. What an incredible comeback against Kansas, and what a blow out the Florida Gators. I suspect my new pal John is right, Syracuse has a ton of game and D. They will provide all the little wolves can handle. Louisville draws the big stick, and the low seed. I always fear the team with nothing to lose, and that’s Wichita State. I am sure they were thrilled to win their first game, let alone be in the final 4. Wouldn’t football be great like this? The 4 team playoff will be cool…8 would be mas bueno!
~ I see where one of the “so-called” stars from reality shit-show Buckwild was found dead the other day. Let me guess he was tortured and made to watch hour after hour of reality TV and choked to death on his own vomit. Again….and I have written about this over and over. If we as a people are so stupid that this can constantly pass as “entertainment” lets pull the gloves off. Lets have Christians thrown to the lions….only lets make it captured jihadist terrorists from Guantanamo. I mean really Americans?. If the lowest common denominator is what passes for broadcasting excellence lets go all in. No more Jersey Shore or Hot housewives of Atlanta, lets have the real deal. What you say? Not your cup of tea? Figured…you just need the voyeuristic drive-by to help spice up a pathetic life. Good luck….and good night!