Good afternoon Americans

Live from nuclear threatened Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ He is just such a tool. Apparently Austin is one of Kim Jong Un’s high priority targets as he seeks world domination. What a moron…dude the last time you launched anything I think it made it about 5 miles out and blew up. You honestly think you can get your ICBM to make it all the way here? I am a seller of your chances. Plus….whats the point? You don’t like SXSW? You have something against “real” tree hugging liberals, not the fake California kind? You think Stevie Ray Vaughn was overrated? Oh….I know, you are long a ton of DELL in the mid 20’s. Yeah that’s it…the old take-under! Oh well…this little fella’ is starting to be a pain in the ass. Again, don’t the Chinese have the stones to go put Jr. in time out? Adios Mo’ Fo’

~ Well, well, well….the mighty Michigan Wolverines to the final four. What an incredible comeback against Kansas, and what a blow out the Florida Gators. I suspect my new pal John is right, Syracuse has a ton of game and D. They will provide all the little wolves can handle. Louisville draws the big stick, and the low seed. I always fear the team with nothing to lose, and that’s Wichita State. I am sure they were thrilled to win their first game, let alone be in the final 4. Wouldn’t football be great like this? The 4 team playoff will be cool…8 would be mas bueno!

~ I see where one of the “so-called” stars from reality shit-show Buckwild was found dead the other day. Let me guess  he was tortured and made to watch hour after hour of reality TV and choked to death on his own vomit. Again….and I have written about this over and over. If we as a people are so stupid that this can constantly pass as “entertainment” lets pull the gloves off. Lets have Christians thrown to the lions….only lets make it captured jihadist terrorists from Guantanamo. I mean really Americans?. If the lowest common denominator is what passes for broadcasting excellence lets go all in. No more Jersey Shore or Hot housewives of Atlanta, lets have the real deal. What you say? Not your cup of tea? Figured…you just need the voyeuristic drive-by to help spice up a pathetic life. Good luck….and good night!

Rock on

Holleeewood

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ It has never ceased to amaze me the things done in the name or because of religion. The whole Muslim thing I find almost impossible to understand. One of the largest, if not the largest religion in the world, yet seemingly, 97% of them sit by idly as terrorist and killers have laid a path of death and destruction for centuries. Are they so scared of the jihadist faction of their religion that they won’t stand up to these people? Are they so archaic in their thoughts as humans that women should be treated like servants? Don’t get it friends. I have one friend that I worked with years ago at Bear Stearns. His name was Mushtaq Mullah and he was from Pakistan. He was a cool guy by all accounts, and certainly didn’t seem to have any terrorist tendencies. He lived in the same suburb of Dallas I lived in. His kids went to the public High School. I was very concerned about him after 9/11 and contacted him to make sure he and his family were OK, which they were. I asked him about the whole effigy and US flag burning crap a few years after 9/11 when I ran into him, and he said that most of that was just for show when TV cameras showed up. He maintained that the great bulk of Pakistani citizens have no beef with us, and many come to the US to get out of their shit-hole country. Which to be frank, I wouldn’t blame them. What worries me is countries like this have nuclear weapons….and all it takes is one lunatic to get a hold of them, and all hell could break loose.

 

~ This leads me to Good Friday. A solemn day for us Christians. In 33 or 34AD Jesus was crucified at Calvary. For 30 pieces of silver Judas gave up Jesus. Which quickly fast forwards me to 2013. I hope and pray that we are not becoming so wanton and so depraved as a society that someone would pull a Judas Iscariot today. I get very tired of listening to progressive thought that everybody is OK with everything being OK. Late term abortion is murder, and sickens me. Please don’t rationalize that to me as a woman’s right to choose. I am not against rights…I am against murder. Like I wrote the other day, we wring our hands over the death penalty being cruel and unusual punishment, but cutting an 8 months old spine in the womb is not? Let’s just remember, that EVERYTHING is not OK to do. Jesus and the new Pope Francis preach love and understanding….we could use a lot more of both.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Over and over we debate the merits or lack there of of gay marriage. I challenge many of the people involved in the hyperbole and dialogue to show me if they have any skin in the game. Family member, close friend, anybody being denied their rights. Didn’t think so. For many people, especially left wing zealots it’s just another way to point out that the bad Republicans want to disenfranchise gay Americans, You know what friends? I call bullshit on that. Number one, I have a family member via marriage that is gay. She and her partner got married a few years back in a lovely ceremony. Guess what? The world didn’t stop, the electricity didn’t turn off, plague did not envelop the world. They are going to have a child soon. My wife and I know a lesbian couple in Houston who have a 13 year old son. I wonder sometimes if he has a hard time explaining to kids that are his peers the “two-Mom” thing? I wonder if young teenagers, who tend to be a little cruel, have given him the business about it? See where I am going? Our friends in Houston are charming, and I like them both a great deal. Needless to say my “cousin” is an angel who I have known for years and I love more than I can say. The only issue that even ever comes to mind is the situational issues that will effect children of gay and lesbian couples. The rest of it….the moral grandstanding? Save it…..I am sure many of the same ACLU minded people would protest killing terrorists and people that would do this great nation and our citizens harm.

Friends….we have real issues to deal with here. Gay marriage, the constant debate over Abortion, Gun control, etc. etc. etc. is wearing down the peoples will to act. Why? Because lots of people don’t care. They work 8-10 hours a day to feed and clothe and house their families. They don’t have the luxury of pontificating and opining over every little social issue that gets up their skirt or pants. They get worn out by the constant din of the heated argument….and the point gets lost in the translation. Then becomes nonsensical. We need to register guns and gun owners and demand identification when they are purchased, but not voters because they are disenfranchised and discriminated against. We hear arguments against the death penalty but late term abortion is part of a “woman’s right to choose”. Everybody is super gung-ho over first (half) black President, but criticize him as a politician? You are branded a racist. Everybody see where I am going here? Good….if we don’t start to change the dialogue in this country, and prevent more ideologues …we are in for real trouble. United we will stand Americans….divided? We surely fall!

Rock on

Holleewood

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way

~ With apologies to any plus-size readers and friends, but I am sorry, this punk ass lying liar makes me sick. You know, it’s a shame. The fool actually has done some decent work over the years. Roger & Me was good. Bowling for Columbine was good. What happened to this ass? Did making close to $100 million large change him in to some sort of fake elitist liberal who is “ashamed” of his wealth? Hardy, har, har….I doubt that Americans. He opined yesterday that 90% of gun owners are scared white people. Most of them ostensibly racist. Moore hails from one of the current biggest shit-holes in the US. Flint, Michigan, not far from Detroit. I wish this toolbox would maybe take a peek in to the union corruption at the Big 3 and help determine if that helped his little burg go totally ghetto? I always maintain, if you think America is so grim, and all that ails this great nation is somehow George W. Bush’s fault, then why don’t you donate all that jack you made to a bunch of worthy causes and go try working like most Americans.

~Speaking of lying liars did everybody see the ridiculous Congress-hag Debbie Wasserman Schultz put forth the absurd premise that the Sequester is pushing congressional staffers to the brink of starvation. Only somebody that may possibly be mentally retarded would say something so idiotic. This is exactly the kind of liberal crap that always makes me ponder one question: Who in God’s name voted for these idiots? Congressional staffers earn between $60,000 and $160,000. How in the hell are they starving?  Just to clarify: To eat at the Capitol  an 8-ounce bowl of Ham and Bean soup at the  carry-out café costs $2. A gourmet wrap or sliced bread sandwich sells for about $5. And in the Longworth Building’s sit-down cafeteria, a serving of stuffed chicken, asparagus and mashed potatoes sells for about $7. Do us all a favor….smoke some of Maxine Waters wig and get back to me. Seller!

~ Speaking of elitist liberals, in the first three months of the year, members of the first family have been on three vacations, averaging a vacation a month. And now it’s being reported that the first daughters are on a spring break vacation in the Bahamas. This is the guy calling for more taxes on the wealthy, and all of this “shared sacrifice”? Dude….you ain’t sacrificing anything. Look I get it…all Presidents get the spoils of being President. Don’t have a problem with that. But this guy is asking citizens to bite the bullet why he and his family parties. That doesn’t make sense. If the Bush twins were partying in Nassau like the Obama kids are right now, we would never hear the end of it from Rachel MadCow and the other MSNBC shills. Good night and Good luck. You make the alternative of Hillary Clinton look like the second coming of the Lord.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I have always felt the global warming argument was a hoax by idiots like Al Gore to make money. Now, that said, I certainly think we have had a degree of climate change because of fossil fuels. But in the big picture, people were warning of just the opposite in 1975 when there were articles on the front page of Time and Newsweek heralding the “New Ice Age”. Global warming and cooling doesn’t happen over a period of 30 years….add a zero Einsteins and you are far more likely to be correct. Anyway…this year we have had a much colder winter across the United States, check out the price of natural gas if you think I am wrong. St. Louis 10 inches of snow this weekend. Uh….baseball starts in like 6 days. Snow everywhere and cold as hell. Well so much for that “Inconvenient Truth” bull Al. Btw….how is the sale of your crappy cable network to the terrorist backed Al Jazeera going? Don’t hear much about that from your complicit tools in the lamestream media.

~Cancel my account at the Cyprus National Bank. Wow….they are going to do it, get right in there and take money out of depositor accounts to pay for the budget cluster. You know who is really pissed off don’t you? My pal and President of Russia, Rootin’ Tootin’ Vlad Putin. Why you ask Americans? Because Cyprus is the Cayman Islands of the Mediterranean. Tons of HUGE Russian accounts were there. Hahahaha…in fact it is estimated that the Russians have $31 billion on deposit there! Oh well chumps…Cut off my legs and call me shorty!

~ I see where the Ford Motor Company had a poster where the Kardashian tramps were tied up and gagged in an ad that ran in India? What’s wrong with that? Like I have written over and over, who gives a damn what these idiots think? We live in a world where women are quantified on their talent or knowledge spectrum by a sex tape? What a joke. Reality TV for the most part is a joke. Why does this ugly festering wound continue to drag us in to a morass of mediocrity night after night? Because it’s cheap for the networks to produce. Plus…let’s be frank friends, network executives are pretty well aware of the sophistication level of their average viewer. Catch my drift….Good night and good luck amigos.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I see where Joltin’ Joe Biden racked up a $585,000 hotel bill. These jerk-offs in power have the nerve to say the rich need to pay their fair share while having complete contempt for the taxpayers and citizens of our great nation. What a joke…and why am I not surprised. Wealthy liberals always have sung the “Help the downtrodden ” song. As soon as they “help” they get in to their limousines and go back to their world. Guess what chumps…the people are catching on. Seller.

~ Well…I’m thinking the New Mexico Lobo’s didn’t see that one coming. Nor did anybody else, oh my what an upset. They ain’t the only ones. Gonzaga almost became the first #1 seed to be beat by a #16 seed. Kudo’s to the kids from Harvard. That’s why this is so great, on any given day you can get the cool upset. One bummer is I always play 2 brackets one for me and one for the Bunny. Her’s was rolling with some upsets already until the New Mexico meltdown. Oh well…lots more to go!

~ Jesse Jackson is organizing a mass protest against the emergency manager in Detroit? Why now man? You have never done one thing to help the situation in Motown and now you try to get some people irate? You contemptible fraud. His quote “Detroit can’t be reduced to a rummage sale” is total BS. I wrote about this yesterday…hey man, why don’t you stay in Chicago and help stop black on black murder? You don’t care or know anything about Detroit….you just want the pub. Mayor Dave Bing is doing everything he knows how to keep this once great city from drowning in it’s own cesspool of corruption and waste. The last think the Motor City needs is Jesse Jackass there to make things worse. This drives me insane.

Let’s have a great weekend, and lets be careful out there.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

 

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ You know…for a country that used to really embrace that whole “Communist” thing Russia sure has turned around. Now it may not happen, but there was chatter that the folks in Cyprus, you know the ones that are broke, are thinking about moving their bad banks in to their good banks and selling them to the Russkie’s. Why in the hell didn’t we think of that back in 2008? Hello Vlad? Any bid for Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers? How about we toss in AIG? What a joke…Memo to Putin, one word answer dude, NYET!

~ I see where after many years the Chicago Bears are parting ways with the great Brian Urlacher. Its a damn shame. Even though I had zero bid for accessory to murder Ray Lewis, at least he was able to complete his entire carer with Baltimore. Hell it just doesn’t happen anymore. Emmitt Smith an Arizona Cardinal? Joe Montana a KC Chief, the great Jerry Rice a Raider? Yuck…I like the old days where players could spend their whole career with one team ala Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter with the Spankee’s. Seller…but that’s the way it is!

~ You know me…I am a big fan of rap. Especially misogynist, drug dealing, violence laced rap, because God knows our kids need more of that positive influence. Well this might stun everybody, but at a CD release party in Chicagoland last night at Mr. G’s where local rappers Nino, King Samson and Little Mouse were scheduled to bust a few, a little gunfire broke out and seven people were shot. You may also be stunned to find out it was considered  “GANG RELATED”. No kidding, I was thinking at first Boy Scout related. This is another reminder of what a shit-show this is. Nobody in the Black community seems to care how many young people get shot and killed. At least no community leaders do. Ever hear All Sharpton talk about deaths among young blacks? Only if a white cop is involved. Jesse? Farrakhan?…nope. Young intelligent African-Americans like my pal Todd and his krewe are very concerned….BUT THEY ARE NOT IN POWER. Please Dr. Ben Carson…please help.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans.

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and The American way.

~ With the Big dance party starting tomorrow it makes me wonder. Why are people not sick and tired of Dick Vitale? He’s just so over the top and grating that you would think the networks would be done with this guy. He’s like Chris Berman…It was funny like the first 10 years. Now?….Not so much.

~ Ever get the sense that a huge amount of the people that voted for the President are experiencing sticker shock. Maybe buyers remorse as I have opined before. It is just hard to comprehend that there is truly so many people in this nation that don’t care about our huge debt and other issues. Like I have said…regardless of what they do, I’m good to go.Young and 40 something peeps that went down that road. Look out!

~ How does Maxine Waters have such an important place in our Congress? She is an idiot

~ Does Michael Moore really think people buy his populist crap? Dude….you are worth close to $100 million large, you ain’t fooling anybody punk ass!

~ I realize people eat horse-meat in some backwards poop-hole countries. I would rather be a vegan than eat the fine equine. Sickening.

~ Does anybody care about Tiger and Lindsey Vonn? Plus…who gives a frogs fat ass what his ex-whores think? Yuck…

~ I get the sense the new Holy Father Pope Francis is a good guy.

~ Why in Gods names do people live where it is cold and snowy half of the year ?

~ Will we ever come to our senses in this great nation, and fire the liberals that are ruining our country?

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ OK….I get it, I know lots of women watch the Bachelor, my wife does. So the celibate toolbox from Dallas picks the girl behind door #2  and the chick says yes. I though the third runner-up was the hot one, but I didn’t watch enough to really have a grasp. So now I see this guy is on Dancing With The Stars, another Emmy award winning POS. I read where the judges gave him the business. The whole celibacy thing aside, which I think is his business, have we come to the point of inane crap just ruling the world? Stupid night after night serving of reality poop pie? I think that’s the case…I am a seller. My $ says Bachelor dude quickly dispatched from DWTS.

~ So we celebrate 10 long years since the beginning of the Iraq war. I put forth these propositions. 1) The world is better off with Saddam Hussein dead from death. 2) We could have accomplished his removal without all the bloodshed. 3) I would suspect the WMD’s he had, or at least some of them found their way to Syria 4) Like I have said, it’s high time to leave the entire middle east shit-hole landscape. They hate us, we have our own oil and gas, and most importantly Americans, we have NO business spending one more precious life on these people, who btw make Fred Flintstone look like a genius. No bueno people.

~ I have not surveyed all my liberal friends, and you would be surprised how many there are, but I know some are REALLY having buyers remorse. Seriously, President Obama is not even close to a leader. He has proposed little if any policy, he makes decisions that are strictly political with seemingly no regard for the good of this great nation, and his constant class/race warfare is not only destructive, it’s dangerous. One thing I have found out, the more highly educated the liberal, the more they are willing to have a dialogue. The less educated are basically, if you don’t agree on abortion (including late term murder) and gay marriage (don’t give a damn) no point in debate. Whatever…I don’t have to pay the piper for this guy….younger Americans who voted for him do. Good luck and good night.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ OK…I realize that the situations in Greece and Europe are a cluster, but seriously? The inhabitants of the island paradise of Cyprus were informed that due to their debt problems there could be a tax on bank deposits that could go as high as 15% for deposits over 500,000 Euro’s. Uh oh….you mean you are just going to get in there and take it? Wow…if there was any reason for us as citizens to look in the mirror and admit we have a gigantic debt problem in this great nation it’s an action like this. The President and his idiot minions will not concede that there is a problem, sensing if they do concede it will be blamed on them. They are to blame for the part from where they took over in 2009….that’s about $8 trillion…it was $9 trillion when they got there. These lying liars called it an abomination when they were running for office in 2008. It was irresponsible and unthinkable to raise out debt. Now? No big issue. Lying liars all of you. Seller.

~ Speaking of lying liars, I see where noted liberal moron Ed Schultz was given his walking papers from liberal bastion MSNBC to their weekend graveyard. How can this be possible? If anybody held up the standard of lying liberal limousine guy it was this tool. I don’t mind reporters or anchors who are liberal, that’s their right as a citizen. I mind the ones who can’t be responsible journalists and tell the damn story. Tom Brokaw did it. Peter Jennings did it. Hell, even Brian Williams tries to do it. Ed Schultz? You won’t be missed you idiot. Adios Mo Fo.

~ It’s finally here kids. March Madness. Such a corny, cliched name…but so is the “Super Bowl”. Btw…little known fact about the Super Bowl. Lamar Hunt’s daughter was a big fan of the Wham-O super ball back in the mid 60’s. When they were looking for a name for the championship game between the NFL and the old AFL they came up with “Super Bowl”. There you have faithful readers, another spicy sports tidbit from the Holleewood news desk. Btw…if you are too young to know what a “Super-ball” was…use the Google’s kiddies!

Hope everybody had a fun St. Patty’s and the Monday hangovers not that bad.

Rock on

Holleewood