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Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ It’s been a busy couple of weeks, and my musings have not hit the internet airwaves as regularly as I would like, and for that I apologize. Things may get even slower as the Bunny and I will be leaving for a wonderful anniversary trip to San Francisco and Sonoma Valley on Wednesday. We actually will be returning to the scene of the crime. I asked my dear bride to marry me in the fall of 1997 while we were in San Francisco. We haven’t been back since, and that’s a shame. I have always maintained that there are three great cities in our wonderful land that everybody should visit at least once. New York City, San Francisco and New Orleans. They are historic, timeless, beautiful and rich with tradition and history. So I look very forward to returning to the city by the bay, seeing some dear friends, and having a great time, as the Bunny and I celebrate fifteen years of weeded bliss. She has been the best wife in the world, and I wouldn’t change a thing in terms of how my life has unfolded. I have been blessed.

~ Real quick hit on yesterdays Masters finish. Always a bummer when the rain shows up on Sunday at Augusta. Never seems to happen that much, but it just puts a damper on the whole feel and ending. I will tell you one thing, I bet Tiger would like a do-over. That two stroke penalty was a killer. He would have been right in the thick of things despite his slow start yesterday. It’s funny, it seemed like Tiger won the Masters every other year for a while. They said yesterday it’s been 8 years since his last victory. He is going to have to get rolling if he intends to catch Jack’s 18 majors.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I saw former Senator Scott Brown on Bill O’Reilly a couple of nights ago. He was guest hosting, and for what seemed like his first time the Senator did a damn good job. While watching the Senator, with his thoughtful insights and really good dialogue I had to wonder. How in the hell did the citizens of the state of Massachusetts vote for Elizabeth Warren over this guy? They caught her in bold faced lies about being a native american descendant. She’s from Oklahoma City…has never had a job in the real world. She pitches herself as some populist that says nobody got rich without the nations infrastructure. Listen babe…nobody ever got rich without risking their own personal capital, something you have never done. You got appointed to posts that you were way over your head in. Ridiculous.

~ In regards to the headline, I always get a great laugh when Jay Leno or Jesse Watters from Fox go out and talk to the morons on the street that make up so much of this country. Time and time again they ask these idiots the simplest of questions, and they have no idea. Like who is the VP? Who is the House majority leader. They asked the tools in SoCal who their Governor was….they had no earthly idea. Bottom line, I don’t give a damn if people are stupid. Watch all the Jersey Shore and Hot Housewives of Atlanta you can stomach. Why in God’s name do we allow these idiots to vote? They put people in to office that they think are “cool”. The 13 year old next door to us know’s more than most of these fools Jay and Jesse encounter. Good night….and good luck.

~ Sports quick hit. Yu Darvish of the Rangers misses a perfect game by an out? What a bummer. He mowed down the little Astro’s like they were a high school team, which they kind of are. The Stro’s are doing it right…and they will be back some day. Trust me, I have more than a little bit of insight to the situation. $22MM payroll this year is less than rip-off artist A-Rod makes himself LOL. When they finish fixing the farm system, Jim Crane will spend the loot, and they will win.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Well it happened, and I suspect Detroit ain’t far behind. The city of Stockton, California was forced to file bankruptcy because they can’t pay their bills. See Stockton doesn’t have the same luxury as the United States. When we can’t pay our bills we simply print more money. Now of course, that weakens the buying power of our currency because it’s literally dilution of the currency, but who cares? Obviously not the morons in power in our government. The good citizens of Stockton don’t have that ability. Bottom line, their biggest creditor is Calpers the state pension fund. Where overpaid union workers are set for life. Oh yeah….and btw, CalPers is under funded by $87 billion. That means there is more payments due to retirees than money in the system. Oh well….maybe you should have thought of that before. Good luck and good night Cali tools.

~ Ever heard the name Dr. Kermit Gosnell? You will, he’s the Philadelphia abortion doctor on trial for allegedly killing late term babies. This guy is disgusting. Some of the methods he used to kill babies are so horrific I won’t even mention them. Plus, the mere fact that this animal preyed upon desperate, under educated, low income women is even more sickening. How about the creed doctor? You know, “First, do no harm”. His clinic went 17 years without an inspection. Uh seriously? A Burger King can’t get away with that, how did he? The limit in Pennsylvania is 24 weeks….that’s 6 months and that is revolting. Have a nice time in Hell Dr.

~ Adios Texas football legend Jack Pardee. One of Bear Bryant’s legendary “Junction boys” at Texas A&M and the first NFL coach Walter Peyton ever had, Pardee was a hell of a football player and coach. I know somewhere former Buffalo Bills QB Jim Kelly is sad. Pardee launched his career with the run and shoot Houston Gamblers. Vaya con Dios amigo…you were what football is all about sir.

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Holleewood

 

Good afternoon Americans

Live from nuclear threatened Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ He is just such a tool. Apparently Austin is one of Kim Jong Un’s high priority targets as he seeks world domination. What a moron…dude the last time you launched anything I think it made it about 5 miles out and blew up. You honestly think you can get your ICBM to make it all the way here? I am a seller of your chances. Plus….whats the point? You don’t like SXSW? You have something against “real” tree hugging liberals, not the fake California kind? You think Stevie Ray Vaughn was overrated? Oh….I know, you are long a ton of DELL in the mid 20’s. Yeah that’s it…the old take-under! Oh well…this little fella’ is starting to be a pain in the ass. Again, don’t the Chinese have the stones to go put Jr. in time out? Adios Mo’ Fo’

~ Well, well, well….the mighty Michigan Wolverines to the final four. What an incredible comeback against Kansas, and what a blow out the Florida Gators. I suspect my new pal John is right, Syracuse has a ton of game and D. They will provide all the little wolves can handle. Louisville draws the big stick, and the low seed. I always fear the team with nothing to lose, and that’s Wichita State. I am sure they were thrilled to win their first game, let alone be in the final 4. Wouldn’t football be great like this? The 4 team playoff will be cool…8 would be mas bueno!

~ I see where one of the “so-called” stars from reality shit-show Buckwild was found dead the other day. Let me guess  he was tortured and made to watch hour after hour of reality TV and choked to death on his own vomit. Again….and I have written about this over and over. If we as a people are so stupid that this can constantly pass as “entertainment” lets pull the gloves off. Lets have Christians thrown to the lions….only lets make it captured jihadist terrorists from Guantanamo. I mean really Americans?. If the lowest common denominator is what passes for broadcasting excellence lets go all in. No more Jersey Shore or Hot housewives of Atlanta, lets have the real deal. What you say? Not your cup of tea? Figured…you just need the voyeuristic drive-by to help spice up a pathetic life. Good luck….and good night!

Rock on

Holleeewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I see where Joltin’ Joe Biden racked up a $585,000 hotel bill. These jerk-offs in power have the nerve to say the rich need to pay their fair share while having complete contempt for the taxpayers and citizens of our great nation. What a joke…and why am I not surprised. Wealthy liberals always have sung the “Help the downtrodden ” song. As soon as they “help” they get in to their limousines and go back to their world. Guess what chumps…the people are catching on. Seller.

~ Well…I’m thinking the New Mexico Lobo’s didn’t see that one coming. Nor did anybody else, oh my what an upset. They ain’t the only ones. Gonzaga almost became the first #1 seed to be beat by a #16 seed. Kudo’s to the kids from Harvard. That’s why this is so great, on any given day you can get the cool upset. One bummer is I always play 2 brackets one for me and one for the Bunny. Her’s was rolling with some upsets already until the New Mexico meltdown. Oh well…lots more to go!

~ Jesse Jackson is organizing a mass protest against the emergency manager in Detroit? Why now man? You have never done one thing to help the situation in Motown and now you try to get some people irate? You contemptible fraud. His quote “Detroit can’t be reduced to a rummage sale” is total BS. I wrote about this yesterday…hey man, why don’t you stay in Chicago and help stop black on black murder? You don’t care or know anything about Detroit….you just want the pub. Mayor Dave Bing is doing everything he knows how to keep this once great city from drowning in it’s own cesspool of corruption and waste. The last think the Motor City needs is Jesse Jackass there to make things worse. This drives me insane.

Let’s have a great weekend, and lets be careful out there.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

 

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ You know…for a country that used to really embrace that whole “Communist” thing Russia sure has turned around. Now it may not happen, but there was chatter that the folks in Cyprus, you know the ones that are broke, are thinking about moving their bad banks in to their good banks and selling them to the Russkie’s. Why in the hell didn’t we think of that back in 2008? Hello Vlad? Any bid for Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers? How about we toss in AIG? What a joke…Memo to Putin, one word answer dude, NYET!

~ I see where after many years the Chicago Bears are parting ways with the great Brian Urlacher. Its a damn shame. Even though I had zero bid for accessory to murder Ray Lewis, at least he was able to complete his entire carer with Baltimore. Hell it just doesn’t happen anymore. Emmitt Smith an Arizona Cardinal? Joe Montana a KC Chief, the great Jerry Rice a Raider? Yuck…I like the old days where players could spend their whole career with one team ala Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter with the Spankee’s. Seller…but that’s the way it is!

~ You know me…I am a big fan of rap. Especially misogynist, drug dealing, violence laced rap, because God knows our kids need more of that positive influence. Well this might stun everybody, but at a CD release party in Chicagoland last night at Mr. G’s where local rappers Nino, King Samson and Little Mouse were scheduled to bust a few, a little gunfire broke out and seven people were shot. You may also be stunned to find out it was considered  “GANG RELATED”. No kidding, I was thinking at first Boy Scout related. This is another reminder of what a shit-show this is. Nobody in the Black community seems to care how many young people get shot and killed. At least no community leaders do. Ever hear All Sharpton talk about deaths among young blacks? Only if a white cop is involved. Jesse? Farrakhan?…nope. Young intelligent African-Americans like my pal Todd and his krewe are very concerned….BUT THEY ARE NOT IN POWER. Please Dr. Ben Carson…please help.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans.

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and The American way.

~ With the Big dance party starting tomorrow it makes me wonder. Why are people not sick and tired of Dick Vitale? He’s just so over the top and grating that you would think the networks would be done with this guy. He’s like Chris Berman…It was funny like the first 10 years. Now?….Not so much.

~ Ever get the sense that a huge amount of the people that voted for the President are experiencing sticker shock. Maybe buyers remorse as I have opined before. It is just hard to comprehend that there is truly so many people in this nation that don’t care about our huge debt and other issues. Like I have said…regardless of what they do, I’m good to go.Young and 40 something peeps that went down that road. Look out!

~ How does Maxine Waters have such an important place in our Congress? She is an idiot

~ Does Michael Moore really think people buy his populist crap? Dude….you are worth close to $100 million large, you ain’t fooling anybody punk ass!

~ I realize people eat horse-meat in some backwards poop-hole countries. I would rather be a vegan than eat the fine equine. Sickening.

~ Does anybody care about Tiger and Lindsey Vonn? Plus…who gives a frogs fat ass what his ex-whores think? Yuck…

~ I get the sense the new Holy Father Pope Francis is a good guy.

~ Why in Gods names do people live where it is cold and snowy half of the year ?

~ Will we ever come to our senses in this great nation, and fire the liberals that are ruining our country?

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ OK…I realize that the situations in Greece and Europe are a cluster, but seriously? The inhabitants of the island paradise of Cyprus were informed that due to their debt problems there could be a tax on bank deposits that could go as high as 15% for deposits over 500,000 Euro’s. Uh oh….you mean you are just going to get in there and take it? Wow…if there was any reason for us as citizens to look in the mirror and admit we have a gigantic debt problem in this great nation it’s an action like this. The President and his idiot minions will not concede that there is a problem, sensing if they do concede it will be blamed on them. They are to blame for the part from where they took over in 2009….that’s about $8 trillion…it was $9 trillion when they got there. These lying liars called it an abomination when they were running for office in 2008. It was irresponsible and unthinkable to raise out debt. Now? No big issue. Lying liars all of you. Seller.

~ Speaking of lying liars, I see where noted liberal moron Ed Schultz was given his walking papers from liberal bastion MSNBC to their weekend graveyard. How can this be possible? If anybody held up the standard of lying liberal limousine guy it was this tool. I don’t mind reporters or anchors who are liberal, that’s their right as a citizen. I mind the ones who can’t be responsible journalists and tell the damn story. Tom Brokaw did it. Peter Jennings did it. Hell, even Brian Williams tries to do it. Ed Schultz? You won’t be missed you idiot. Adios Mo Fo.

~ It’s finally here kids. March Madness. Such a corny, cliched name…but so is the “Super Bowl”. Btw…little known fact about the Super Bowl. Lamar Hunt’s daughter was a big fan of the Wham-O super ball back in the mid 60’s. When they were looking for a name for the championship game between the NFL and the old AFL they came up with “Super Bowl”. There you have faithful readers, another spicy sports tidbit from the Holleewood news desk. Btw…if you are too young to know what a “Super-ball” was…use the Google’s kiddies!

Hope everybody had a fun St. Patty’s and the Monday hangovers not that bad.

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Holleewood

 

 

 

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Finally….I saw a verdict out of Detroit where former “hip-hop” mayor, and total douche bag, Kwame Kilpatrick was convicted on 24 of 30 counts. The level of corruption and arrogance from this guy was incredible. It also makes me sick when an African American mayor leads his city in thug fashion. This tool is not the first  The most incredible precedent was set by Marion Berry in Washington D.C. who was caught on video smoking crack. Incredibly,he was later re-elected to the city council there. Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin, who vowed to turn the big easy in to a “chocolate city” was recently indicted on similar corruption, bribe, money laundering charges. What in the hell does this say to the black youth in these cities? They have enough issues, but to see corrupt leadership just makes it harder. I hope Kwame has a nice time in the big house…hopefully Nagin is there to party with. Seller of these guys.

~ Pretty much watched all of Doral yesterday….and I got my Tiger reward. This guy is slowly but surely crawling back from the dumb-ass abyss. Bad behavior aside, it’s incredible to watch the guy play golf. He pretty much played rope-a-dope yesterday and managed his lead, but holy cow. Talk about a guy that could be a good role model for the black youth, here he is. If he can keep it together that is. I do know that he holds clinics for disadvantaged youth in many of the cities he goes to. I suspect that he learned his lesson…as the leering press loves his kind of mistake.

~ Lastly today speaking of mayors,billionaire nanny-state provocateur Mike Bloomberg is insane. He is trying to regulate everything in NYC from big soft drinks to smoking, to fast food. This chump thinks he knows what best for everybody and rules by fiat. What a joke, just because you are rich you don’t have the right to impose your opinion on everybody like it’s the law. Sure all of those things may be bad, and yeah, it makes the health system bear unnecessary burdens, but everything this moron does can be circumvented, so what’s the point? Oh yeah…. that’s right, more needless regulation and red tape. This guy makes Ed Koch look like Lincoln. No bueno dude.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

Before I start, let me preface this with he has earned it. But I read today where Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco now feels respected because he got a $120 million dollar contract. Who the hell wouldn’t Jack? Flacco has been awesome…and deserves his money. But whew dude, try to keep a touch of humility after they present the HUGE payday. Most people in this great country feel “respected” when they make $120,000 let alone $120MM with a GUARANTEED $52 million. Be cool Joe….not Joe cool man.

~ The stock market ties and breaks through the old 2007 high today. That’s been a long time coming. It’s funny…as one financial pundit pundit opined today “We are entering the fifth year of the bull market. Well dude….more like we dug a huge hole and filled it back in. It was over five and a half years ago we hit that. The market was CRUSHED finally hitting lows in March of 2009. We have been in a secular bear market since 2000. We have to break way above this current level to establish a new uptrend is in place.

~ Hey…speaking of Joe Flacco and rich ass athletes, where is all the bitching about how much money they make? It’s always greedy CEO’s and Hedge Fund managers. A-Rod noted tool and steroid user makes $25MM per year for playing baseball from April until October. That ain’t really that tough. Where are the “Occupy the NFL” protesters? Better yet…what about all the uber rich D-bags in Hollywood?  They can make $25 million or more a picture, I have seen no “Occupy Hollywood”. I get it…its only a drag when people making the money aren’t cool. Seller for sure!

~ And finally today, I felt sorry for Florida sink-hole guy. What a gruesome way to go. Lying in bed and you are swallowed up by a sink-hole. Seems like a real bad horror movie plot that came through. Just makes you wonder how the hell that can happen and nobody notices anything prior to the event. Bizarre…

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Holleewood