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Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

Since I am still recovering from being out of town, I will continue with a cornucopia of freshly minted quick wits for your dining and dancing pleasure.

~ I see where the average 15 year old girl can pick up the morning after birth control pill without any parental approval. OK…fair enough, then I ask this question. If she is banging anybody over 18 is that statutory rape? If under 18 is there an issue? Why not a condom or birth control?  Oh wait….this is all stupid, she is 15 taking a morning after abortion pill which is over the counter? Insanity.

~ Congressman Trey Gowdy is going after the people that are jerking this country around on Benghazi. I guarantee you, they won’t be able to lie and obfuscate away from him. He’s a bulldog, and once his teeth are in, they are in for good.

~ The approval numbers for the President are going down like a drunk prom date. I guess he doesn’t care, but it makes me think of something  The Republicans lost the last two elections to this toolbox running old white guys. Fair enough, lesson learned, that doesn’t happen again. In 2016 the leading candidates for the Democrats are Hillary and Biden? They will BOTH be in their 70’s. Hahahahahaha

~ With the stock market hitting either all time or multi-year highs isn’t somebody missing? Where are my jerk-off pals from Occupy Wall St.? Shouldn’t they be out there decrying the gains being made by all the fat cats on Wall St. Oh wait….their socialist leaning pal won the Presidency and all is well. Back to Mommy and Daddy’s basement for summer vacation I guess.

~ Chuck Schumer says Obamacare will push premiums higher? No-Shit Sherlock….and you and the rest of the Democrats that voted for this piece of crap never read one word of it. In fact, I bet you didn’t have any of your lackey staff read it either. You people are total idiots.

~ Cancel my dinner reservation in Beijing. I see where they were selling rat meat as lamb, and some suckers there munched down on it.

 

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Yeah, yeah…I know. Where the hell have I been? Trust me, it wasn’t in Washington D.C. helping the current administration craft their insane foreign policy. In an effort to get back in to the swing of things, I will apply my “Quick Hit” status to the blog for the next couple of days so we can circle back through the cluster of the last two weeks or so. BTW…while out I celebrated my 15th wedding anniversary with my beautiful wife the Bunny. One word friends….Blessed!

~ This Boston bombing was a nightmare. So are the perpetrators. I hope everybody got to view the awesome video of Judge Jeanine Pirro as she absolutely eviscerated the bombers grotesque mother and her comments.

~ So finally a major team sport player came out and said they are gay. Good for Jason Collins. Uh…like we didn’t know there was any gay athletes? See womens golf and basketball.

~ What a joke….we send $250 million dollars to Egypt, but furlough FAA personnel because of the Sequester? They must truly think we are idiots in Washington.

~ So the Michael Jackson death is the concert promoters fault? Let me guess, for years they made him take every prescription drug on the planet? It’s a shame and a tragedy….but Michael Jackson was his own worst enemy. Period.

~ Tim Tebow? Wow…Hero to zero like that? Didn’t he throw a playoff game winning TD just a little over a year ago?

~ I saw today that for the spending over a trillion dollars buying our own debt we have created like 1.2 million jobs. Pretty rich at over $500,000 per job. Morons…buying bonds doesn’t do shit, as indicated by our continued economic malaise.

~ I get the sense they have a lot of Benghazi data that is going to roast the White House and State.

~ When will they ever figure out that the bulk of crime committed in the US is because of illegal drugs. Regardless of where you stand, prohibition does nothing. See and note rise of Mafia and organized crime between 1920-1933.

~ Anybody that doesn’t re-fi their home with rates this low is nuts.

~ I sure hope Dr. Ben Carson is part of the political discussion in 2016. This man has slowly become my hero.

~ Hate to say it…but Internet tax is coming. We need the revenue, and too be frank, it’s never been fair to the bricks and mortar stores that charge sales tax.

~ I see where Congress doesn’t want Obamacare to apply to some of them. You idiots (Democrats) passed it without reading it. You own this cluster retards, nice job.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

 

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Well it happened, and I suspect Detroit ain’t far behind. The city of Stockton, California was forced to file bankruptcy because they can’t pay their bills. See Stockton doesn’t have the same luxury as the United States. When we can’t pay our bills we simply print more money. Now of course, that weakens the buying power of our currency because it’s literally dilution of the currency, but who cares? Obviously not the morons in power in our government. The good citizens of Stockton don’t have that ability. Bottom line, their biggest creditor is Calpers the state pension fund. Where overpaid union workers are set for life. Oh yeah….and btw, CalPers is under funded by $87 billion. That means there is more payments due to retirees than money in the system. Oh well….maybe you should have thought of that before. Good luck and good night Cali tools.

~ Ever heard the name Dr. Kermit Gosnell? You will, he’s the Philadelphia abortion doctor on trial for allegedly killing late term babies. This guy is disgusting. Some of the methods he used to kill babies are so horrific I won’t even mention them. Plus, the mere fact that this animal preyed upon desperate, under educated, low income women is even more sickening. How about the creed doctor? You know, “First, do no harm”. His clinic went 17 years without an inspection. Uh seriously? A Burger King can’t get away with that, how did he? The limit in Pennsylvania is 24 weeks….that’s 6 months and that is revolting. Have a nice time in Hell Dr.

~ Adios Texas football legend Jack Pardee. One of Bear Bryant’s legendary “Junction boys” at Texas A&M and the first NFL coach Walter Peyton ever had, Pardee was a hell of a football player and coach. I know somewhere former Buffalo Bills QB Jim Kelly is sad. Pardee launched his career with the run and shoot Houston Gamblers. Vaya con Dios amigo…you were what football is all about sir.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

Good afternoon Americans

Live from nuclear threatened Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ He is just such a tool. Apparently Austin is one of Kim Jong Un’s high priority targets as he seeks world domination. What a moron…dude the last time you launched anything I think it made it about 5 miles out and blew up. You honestly think you can get your ICBM to make it all the way here? I am a seller of your chances. Plus….whats the point? You don’t like SXSW? You have something against “real” tree hugging liberals, not the fake California kind? You think Stevie Ray Vaughn was overrated? Oh….I know, you are long a ton of DELL in the mid 20’s. Yeah that’s it…the old take-under! Oh well…this little fella’ is starting to be a pain in the ass. Again, don’t the Chinese have the stones to go put Jr. in time out? Adios Mo’ Fo’

~ Well, well, well….the mighty Michigan Wolverines to the final four. What an incredible comeback against Kansas, and what a blow out the Florida Gators. I suspect my new pal John is right, Syracuse has a ton of game and D. They will provide all the little wolves can handle. Louisville draws the big stick, and the low seed. I always fear the team with nothing to lose, and that’s Wichita State. I am sure they were thrilled to win their first game, let alone be in the final 4. Wouldn’t football be great like this? The 4 team playoff will be cool…8 would be mas bueno!

~ I see where one of the “so-called” stars from reality shit-show Buckwild was found dead the other day. Let me guess  he was tortured and made to watch hour after hour of reality TV and choked to death on his own vomit. Again….and I have written about this over and over. If we as a people are so stupid that this can constantly pass as “entertainment” lets pull the gloves off. Lets have Christians thrown to the lions….only lets make it captured jihadist terrorists from Guantanamo. I mean really Americans?. If the lowest common denominator is what passes for broadcasting excellence lets go all in. No more Jersey Shore or Hot housewives of Atlanta, lets have the real deal. What you say? Not your cup of tea? Figured…you just need the voyeuristic drive-by to help spice up a pathetic life. Good luck….and good night!

Rock on

Holleeewood

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I have always felt the global warming argument was a hoax by idiots like Al Gore to make money. Now, that said, I certainly think we have had a degree of climate change because of fossil fuels. But in the big picture, people were warning of just the opposite in 1975 when there were articles on the front page of Time and Newsweek heralding the “New Ice Age”. Global warming and cooling doesn’t happen over a period of 30 years….add a zero Einsteins and you are far more likely to be correct. Anyway…this year we have had a much colder winter across the United States, check out the price of natural gas if you think I am wrong. St. Louis 10 inches of snow this weekend. Uh….baseball starts in like 6 days. Snow everywhere and cold as hell. Well so much for that “Inconvenient Truth” bull Al. Btw….how is the sale of your crappy cable network to the terrorist backed Al Jazeera going? Don’t hear much about that from your complicit tools in the lamestream media.

~Cancel my account at the Cyprus National Bank. Wow….they are going to do it, get right in there and take money out of depositor accounts to pay for the budget cluster. You know who is really pissed off don’t you? My pal and President of Russia, Rootin’ Tootin’ Vlad Putin. Why you ask Americans? Because Cyprus is the Cayman Islands of the Mediterranean. Tons of HUGE Russian accounts were there. Hahahaha…in fact it is estimated that the Russians have $31 billion on deposit there! Oh well chumps…Cut off my legs and call me shorty!

~ I see where the Ford Motor Company had a poster where the Kardashian tramps were tied up and gagged in an ad that ran in India? What’s wrong with that? Like I have written over and over, who gives a damn what these idiots think? We live in a world where women are quantified on their talent or knowledge spectrum by a sex tape? What a joke. Reality TV for the most part is a joke. Why does this ugly festering wound continue to drag us in to a morass of mediocrity night after night? Because it’s cheap for the networks to produce. Plus…let’s be frank friends, network executives are pretty well aware of the sophistication level of their average viewer. Catch my drift….Good night and good luck amigos.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ I see where Joltin’ Joe Biden racked up a $585,000 hotel bill. These jerk-offs in power have the nerve to say the rich need to pay their fair share while having complete contempt for the taxpayers and citizens of our great nation. What a joke…and why am I not surprised. Wealthy liberals always have sung the “Help the downtrodden ” song. As soon as they “help” they get in to their limousines and go back to their world. Guess what chumps…the people are catching on. Seller.

~ Well…I’m thinking the New Mexico Lobo’s didn’t see that one coming. Nor did anybody else, oh my what an upset. They ain’t the only ones. Gonzaga almost became the first #1 seed to be beat by a #16 seed. Kudo’s to the kids from Harvard. That’s why this is so great, on any given day you can get the cool upset. One bummer is I always play 2 brackets one for me and one for the Bunny. Her’s was rolling with some upsets already until the New Mexico meltdown. Oh well…lots more to go!

~ Jesse Jackson is organizing a mass protest against the emergency manager in Detroit? Why now man? You have never done one thing to help the situation in Motown and now you try to get some people irate? You contemptible fraud. His quote “Detroit can’t be reduced to a rummage sale” is total BS. I wrote about this yesterday…hey man, why don’t you stay in Chicago and help stop black on black murder? You don’t care or know anything about Detroit….you just want the pub. Mayor Dave Bing is doing everything he knows how to keep this once great city from drowning in it’s own cesspool of corruption and waste. The last think the Motor City needs is Jesse Jackass there to make things worse. This drives me insane.

Let’s have a great weekend, and lets be careful out there.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans

 

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ You know…for a country that used to really embrace that whole “Communist” thing Russia sure has turned around. Now it may not happen, but there was chatter that the folks in Cyprus, you know the ones that are broke, are thinking about moving their bad banks in to their good banks and selling them to the Russkie’s. Why in the hell didn’t we think of that back in 2008? Hello Vlad? Any bid for Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers? How about we toss in AIG? What a joke…Memo to Putin, one word answer dude, NYET!

~ I see where after many years the Chicago Bears are parting ways with the great Brian Urlacher. Its a damn shame. Even though I had zero bid for accessory to murder Ray Lewis, at least he was able to complete his entire carer with Baltimore. Hell it just doesn’t happen anymore. Emmitt Smith an Arizona Cardinal? Joe Montana a KC Chief, the great Jerry Rice a Raider? Yuck…I like the old days where players could spend their whole career with one team ala Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter with the Spankee’s. Seller…but that’s the way it is!

~ You know me…I am a big fan of rap. Especially misogynist, drug dealing, violence laced rap, because God knows our kids need more of that positive influence. Well this might stun everybody, but at a CD release party in Chicagoland last night at Mr. G’s where local rappers Nino, King Samson and Little Mouse were scheduled to bust a few, a little gunfire broke out and seven people were shot. You may also be stunned to find out it was considered  “GANG RELATED”. No kidding, I was thinking at first Boy Scout related. This is another reminder of what a shit-show this is. Nobody in the Black community seems to care how many young people get shot and killed. At least no community leaders do. Ever hear All Sharpton talk about deaths among young blacks? Only if a white cop is involved. Jesse? Farrakhan?…nope. Young intelligent African-Americans like my pal Todd and his krewe are very concerned….BUT THEY ARE NOT IN POWER. Please Dr. Ben Carson…please help.

Rock on

Holleewood

Good afternoon Americans.

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and The American way.

~ With the Big dance party starting tomorrow it makes me wonder. Why are people not sick and tired of Dick Vitale? He’s just so over the top and grating that you would think the networks would be done with this guy. He’s like Chris Berman…It was funny like the first 10 years. Now?….Not so much.

~ Ever get the sense that a huge amount of the people that voted for the President are experiencing sticker shock. Maybe buyers remorse as I have opined before. It is just hard to comprehend that there is truly so many people in this nation that don’t care about our huge debt and other issues. Like I have said…regardless of what they do, I’m good to go.Young and 40 something peeps that went down that road. Look out!

~ How does Maxine Waters have such an important place in our Congress? She is an idiot

~ Does Michael Moore really think people buy his populist crap? Dude….you are worth close to $100 million large, you ain’t fooling anybody punk ass!

~ I realize people eat horse-meat in some backwards poop-hole countries. I would rather be a vegan than eat the fine equine. Sickening.

~ Does anybody care about Tiger and Lindsey Vonn? Plus…who gives a frogs fat ass what his ex-whores think? Yuck…

~ I get the sense the new Holy Father Pope Francis is a good guy.

~ Why in Gods names do people live where it is cold and snowy half of the year ?

~ Will we ever come to our senses in this great nation, and fire the liberals that are ruining our country?

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ OK…I realize that the situations in Greece and Europe are a cluster, but seriously? The inhabitants of the island paradise of Cyprus were informed that due to their debt problems there could be a tax on bank deposits that could go as high as 15% for deposits over 500,000 Euro’s. Uh oh….you mean you are just going to get in there and take it? Wow…if there was any reason for us as citizens to look in the mirror and admit we have a gigantic debt problem in this great nation it’s an action like this. The President and his idiot minions will not concede that there is a problem, sensing if they do concede it will be blamed on them. They are to blame for the part from where they took over in 2009….that’s about $8 trillion…it was $9 trillion when they got there. These lying liars called it an abomination when they were running for office in 2008. It was irresponsible and unthinkable to raise out debt. Now? No big issue. Lying liars all of you. Seller.

~ Speaking of lying liars, I see where noted liberal moron Ed Schultz was given his walking papers from liberal bastion MSNBC to their weekend graveyard. How can this be possible? If anybody held up the standard of lying liberal limousine guy it was this tool. I don’t mind reporters or anchors who are liberal, that’s their right as a citizen. I mind the ones who can’t be responsible journalists and tell the damn story. Tom Brokaw did it. Peter Jennings did it. Hell, even Brian Williams tries to do it. Ed Schultz? You won’t be missed you idiot. Adios Mo Fo.

~ It’s finally here kids. March Madness. Such a corny, cliched name…but so is the “Super Bowl”. Btw…little known fact about the Super Bowl. Lamar Hunt’s daughter was a big fan of the Wham-O super ball back in the mid 60’s. When they were looking for a name for the championship game between the NFL and the old AFL they came up with “Super Bowl”. There you have faithful readers, another spicy sports tidbit from the Holleewood news desk. Btw…if you are too young to know what a “Super-ball” was…use the Google’s kiddies!

Hope everybody had a fun St. Patty’s and the Monday hangovers not that bad.

Rock on

Holleewood

 

 

 

 

 

Good morning Americans

Live from Austin, Texas. For Truth, Justice and the American way.

~ Don’t mean to offend anybody. I am not Catholic, so the election by the over talked about Conclave is of no interest to me. Boy though, they sure has some reporters in Rome gushing over every single nuance of this whole selection process. Taking Cardinals cellphones etc. I worked in broadcast Television for almost 5 years. The sheer ability of news organizations to beat a story in to the ground never ceased to amaze me. I am sure Pope Francis will do a fine job of quoting the same overused hyperbole that all Popes do. I am sure all the people in Argentina are going nuts over this. Good luck dude!

~ I heard an astonishing figure the other day. We are giving Afghanistan $10 billion dollars a year  We have a $17 trillion deficit and we are giving these morons $10 billion large? That’s insane. Instead of trying to constantly raise taxes on the rich, which they already did once this year, why not start at A (Afghanistan) and go to Z (Zanzibar or where the hell ever) and eliminate foreign aid to any country where there is no value. Which I am quite sure is most of them. Shit-hole middle east countries like Egypt? Why? We are drowning in debt yet still sending money to places where they hate us? No bueno friends.

~ I saw where a kid got killed by cops and the riots broke out in Brooklyn yesterday. Yep those racist NYC cops are at it again. I understand the outrage…trust me, I do. But why rioting? The Trayvon Martin thing should have shown us to remain cool. The networks so made all that up, showing the picture of the 12 year old Trayvon instead of the 17 year old thug who dealt weed that he was. Then President Dumb-ass who didn’t do any homework, but is a big fan of class warfare and subtle race warfare, said if he had a son, he’d “look like Trayvon”. Whatever man….we need to get our racial head together in this country. We have come a long way….but both sides have to be together.

 

Rock on

Holleewood